Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm really busy with my period
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