i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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