He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
