If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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