I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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