bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
id be glad to
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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