I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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