Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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