How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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