Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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