How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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