how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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