Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She told me I should be a condom model.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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