But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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