'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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