I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Couch. On fire.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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