Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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