I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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