The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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