I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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