All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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