too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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