Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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