So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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