I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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