doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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