I'm gonna have a badass scar
I am puke
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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