O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
