I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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