so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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