Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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