): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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