Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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