you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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