Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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