I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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