You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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