Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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