Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
