if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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