It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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