I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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