is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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