I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
handjob tips. give me some.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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