So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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