Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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