then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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