There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Randomize
