so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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