So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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