That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We are all done wearing pants today
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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