Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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