i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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