You really coming over, don't trick.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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