Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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